Veronica chaos. 5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets 2019-07-21

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

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This is precisely why I hug my folks every day, I tell my people I love them literally every day. It causes the mechanism to clog. Have a story to share with Cracked? That sounds like a random string of words I just made up, but what it means is that I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet. Losing one family member, one great friend, even an inspirational role model can steal the joy and light from someone for what seems like an eternity. What I'm saying is, don't act like you've never fucked anything you weren't proud of on Sunday morning. You know what, let's make an event of this. This is the kind of job that could only exist in the 21st century, so maybe it would be helpful to explain how a person can wind up in a vocation that leaves their home covered in smears of rainbow clown makeup and dummy semen.

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Veronica Chaos and her partner Slappy : WTF

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This new support emboldened me to take my act to the next level, and I started thinking about doing live in-person performances. Veronica Chaos I should put that thing on my forehead, because I'm a damn unicorn. Saying goodbye to a great friend who is no longer on Earth cannot be expressed in words. I wanted a better puppet, though -- you can't use a dark raven in a dark theater -- and my memory drifted fondly back to my childhood love of the Goosebumps novels, particularly Night of the Living Dummy and its star, Slappy. However, in this moment I was at a loss.

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

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The first time I tried it, though, it went so hilarious wrong. If you didn't know such a thing existed, the ejaculating dildo is a camgirl staple. The entire wedding planning process and eventually the wedding itself will be done on camera. I kept performing with Slappy, but for a few months, it was strictly platonic. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bit nuts -- you'd have to be, to do this kind of work. It got really awkward in the exact same way that going crazy and falling into bed with a friend can get awkward, which didn't do much for the loneliness that was the reason I took it up in the first place.

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Veronica Chaos and her partner Slappy : WTF

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Probably the most frustrating one was that damn blood-ejaculating dildo. And for that, I am eternally grateful to this wonderful community of sick, sick fucks. Milne For 25 years I have lived among those closest to me with gratitude, admiration, unconditional love, and amazement. She used him as a way to keep herself inspired during sex shows that lasted between six to eight hours a night. I don't even know how I would do that. Eventually, she crossed that line and started attaching sex toys to various parts of Slappy. Thank you for your understanding.

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

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Then I started doing it from home and live streaming it, but I immediately found that a lot of girls had the same idea. It all brings us back to uncontrollable laughter and undying love. I appreciate everyone and everything I have. I was really embarrassed about that show for a long time, for all the reasons you would expect, but most of all because I actually liked it. Novelty accounts and bots are not allowed.

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Beautiful Chaos: Reflections on Love, Life, & Loss

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Yeah, I've actually picked up a wide range of theatrical skills in my never-ending quest for novelty, from stage special effects to sewing to building props. But you only see the ones floating at the top -- most users never make it to Page 2 of the site I use, and only the most popular girls get Page 1. I can have a crazy episode and people just think it's part of the act. Experiencing the ups, downs, and permanence of it all. She has been one of the best people in my life since I was 14. However, before you do that please check and make sure that your questions or concerns haven't already been.

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Ventriloquist Veronica Chaos Has Sex With Her Dummy Slappy (NSFW)

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I was overjoyed to find out that, all these years later, you can actually buy Slappy replicas on Amazon, because it's just a wonderful, weird world out there, you guys. My name is Veronica Chaos, and I'm a ventriloquist clown camgirl. I thought to myself, how great would it be to have someone who is always around, has no choice but to listen to me, and always says what I want to hear and don't judge, unless you've never talked to your dog or cat -- it's basically the same thing. I will gladly share in the crazy moments, the angered minutes, the bouts of sadness. Everybody has one, but I realized it would be pretty silly for a dummy to ejaculate normal-looking semen I mean, come on. Honestly, I was just really lonely and wanted someone to talk to.

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

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You may not know this, but there are just, like, so many titties on the Internet. She declines to say how much she earns having puppet sex. My regular followers slowly drifted away as they realized I wasn't going to stop with the whole dummy thing. But it was just a matter of time until things turned sexual again, as will happen with a ventriloquist dummy with a dildo attached to it, and once again, my viewership went way up. There simply are no other naked ventriloquist camgirls -- believe me, I've looked.

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

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We brought you the gory details of and we also shared what it's like. Eventually everything will show in black and white, some voices will fade, some names will vanish, and part of the light that once shined bright will burn dim until it fizzles out. To live in harmony and in love and in joy is my infinite wish for everyone. To see the original post outlining this rule, click. So, I got a how-to book about ventriloquism that was disappointingly not named Dummies for Dummies and started practicing nonstop, on and off camera. On the site I use, there are thousands of girls online at any given time, and that's just one site.

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